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  • radhagd
    05-15 12:14 PM
    Thanks for your reply.

    My understanding is there can be only one AOS at any time.

    - So if the AOS is applied based on the EB3 140, can another AOS be filed based on EB2?

    - If a AOS has been applied based on EB3, can it be "upgraded" to EB2 ??

    Thanks.

    Yes you can file more than one AOS simultaneously and withdraw other one once I485 is approved.





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  • a1b2c3
    02-05 10:12 PM
    I'm also in the same boat. Cases after me are getting approved.:)





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  • eb3India
    09-25 04:40 PM
    it's creative idea thou ;), and there is no harm in trying

    on the same note, I am planning to buy humve if I get a GC and get that hike I am hoping for, may be I should write to GM to do someting about my Green card, no I am not kidding, I really love that car,





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  • lvinaykumar
    05-14 01:04 PM
    i dont see change in any of the dates...... :D



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  • eb3India
    01-31 02:02 PM
    I have nothing against UN and I really appreciate him for helping many guys and is numerous post on immigration portal (I wonder how he has so much time/energy to do so).

    However, one needs to understand you need to help yourself by helping IV and I don't see this happening, we just have too many free riders, who are praying some how things will turns out in thier favour.





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  • andy_traps
    03-26 07:31 PM
    Hi,

    Does anyone know if people on H4 are allowed to work unpaid? For example, can a person on an H4 visa file for an H1B visa with a start date of October 1st, 2007 but work on a volunteer basis (i.e., unpaid) at the same job while waiting for the H1B to come?

    Thanks,
    Andy



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  • peer123
    04-10 01:40 PM
    My wife's company also applied for my 485 application, in that case can she apply for EAD for both of us also?..

    I already have EAD for both us from my company,...





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  • mishras
    05-14 09:13 AM
    Hi,

    Received REF this week: for LCA vioation for a particular period.
    I ve approved labor, 140 and EAD, still working on valid H1 with the same employer since 2003.
    My employer missed filling LCA FOR 2006.

    Please let me know if anyone else in the same boat, ANY COMMENT AND ADVICE WILL BE HELPFUL....



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  • javadeveloper
    12-08 01:10 PM
    We received a letter from NSC saying that both our AP applications were approved on 10/21/08.

    Keep this proof while traveling , you can try to convince IO that you went outside US by assuming that the AP is approved.Thats the best you can do





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  • watzgc
    10-24 02:55 PM
    Friends, we sent our h1b extension application in Jul 12 th to Vermont (VSC) and got receipt with in a week but still under process. now it is showing processing datge Apr 2007, can we convert to premium processing now ?. Thanks,:confused:



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  • quizzer
    02-25 11:38 PM
    I would like to ask the same question but a bit more specific.

    For someone who is an MBA (Finance) with 7-8 yrs of Financial and HR benefits experience who wants to move to IT or IT related field what would you advice would be the best field to move to or best certification to take ?

    Thanks

    SAP or Oracle Financials and HRMS

    I would suggest you to go with Oracle Apps since they are strong in these 2 domains.





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    09-27 10:50 AM
    VIA USCIS.gov


    Introduction

    U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) today announced a final rule adjusting fees for immigration applications and petitions. Thefinal rule (http://www.ofr.gov/OFRUpload/OFRData/2010-23725_PI.pdf)follows a period of public comment on a proposed version of the rule, which USCIS published in theFederal Register (http://edocket.access.gpo.gov/2010/pdf/2010-13991.pdf)on June 11, 2010. After encouraging stakeholders to share their input, USCIS considered all 225 comments received. The final rule will increase overall fees by a weighted average of about 10 percent but will not increase the fee for the naturalization application. The rule will also reduce fees for six individual applications and petitions and will expand the availability of fee waivers to new categories. The final rule will be published in the Federal Register September 24, and the adjusted fees will go into effect on November 23, 2010.

    USCIS is a primarily fee-based organization with about 90 percent of its budget coming from fees paid by applicants and petitioners for immigration benefits. The law requires USCIS to conduct fee reviews every two years to determine whether it is recovering its costs to administer the nation�s immigration laws, process applications, and provide the infrastructure needed to support those activities. Remaining funds come from appropriations provided annually by Congress. The final fee rule concludes a comprehensive fee review begun in 2009.

    USCIS�s Fee-based Budget

    Fees account for approximately $2.4 billion of USCIS�s $2.8 billion budget request for fiscal year (FY) 2011. More than two-thirds of the budget supports the adjudication of applications and petitions for immigration benefits at USCIS field offices, service centers, customer service call centers and records facilities. The remainder supports USCIS business transformation efforts and the funding of headquarters program offices.

    The adjudication areas supported by fees include the following:


    Family-based petitions - facilitating the process for close relatives to immigrate, gain permanent residency, travel and work;
    Employment-based petitions - facilitating the process for current and prospective employees to immigrate to or stay in the U.S. temporarily;
    Asylum and refugee processing - adjudicating asylum and processing refugees;
    Naturalization - adjudicating eligibility for U.S. citizenship;
    Special status programs - adjudicating eligibility for U.S. immigration status as a form of humanitarian aid to foreign nationals; and
    Document issuance and renewal - verifying eligibility for, producing and issuing immigration documents.
    USCIS�s fee revenue in fiscal years 2008 and 2009 was much lower than projected, and fee revenue in fiscal year 2010 remains low. While USCIS did receive appropriations from Congress and made budget cuts of approximately $160 million, this has not bridged the remaining gap between costs and anticipated revenue. A fee adjustment, as detailed in the final rule, is necessary to ensure USCIS recovers the costs of its operations while also meeting the application processing goals identified in the 2007 fee rule.

    Highlights of the 2010 Final Fee Rule

    The final fee rule will increase the average application and petition fees by approximately 10 percent. In recognition of the unique importance of naturalization, the final fee rule contains no increase in the naturalization application fee.

    The final fee rule establishes three new fees for:


    Regional center designation under the Immigrant Investor Pilot Program (EB-5);
    Individuals seeking civil surgeon designation (with an exemption for certain physicians who examine service members, veterans, and their families at U.S. government facilities); and
    Recovery of the USCIS cost of processing immigrant visas granted by the Department of State.
    The final fee rule adjusts fees for the premium processing service. This adjustment will ensure that USCIS can continue to modernize as an efficient and effective organization.

    The final fee rule reduces fees for six individual applications and petitions:


    Petition for Alien Fianc� (Form I-129F);
    Application to Extend/Change Nonimmigrant Status (Form I-539);
    Application to Adjust Status from Temporary to Permanent Resident (Form I-698);
    Application for Family Unity Benefits (Form I-817);
    Application for Replacement Naturalization/Citizenship Document (Form N-565); and
    Application for Travel Document (Form I-131), when filed for Refugee Travel Document.
    The final fee rule eliminates two citizenship-related fees for those service members and veterans of the U.S. armed forces who are eligible to file an Application for Naturalization (Form N-400) with no fee:


    Request for Hearing on a Decision in Naturalization Proceedings (Form N-336); and
    Application for Certificate of Citizenship (Form N-600).
    Lastly, the final fee rule expands the availability of fee waivers to new categories, including:


    Individuals seeking humanitarian parole under an Application for Travel Document (Form I-131);
    Individuals with any benefit request under the William Wilberforce Trafficking Victims Protection Reauthorization Act of 2008; and
    Individuals filing a Notice of Appeal or Motion (Form I-290B) following a denial of any application or petition that did not initially require a fee.
    Final Rule: Schedule of Fees

    The following schedule lists the adjusted fees that will take effect on November 23, 2010, alongside the existing fees in effect until that date:



    Form No.

    Application/Petition Description

    Existing Fees (effective through Nov. 22, 2010

    Adjusted Fees (effective beginning Nov. 23, 2010)

    I-90 Application to Replace Permanent Resident Card $290 $365 I-102 Application for Replacement/Initial Nonimmigrant Arrival-Departure Document $320 $330 I-129/129CW Petition for a Nonimmigrant Worker $320 $325 I-129F Petition for Alien Fianc�(e) $455 $340 I-130 Petition for Alien Relative $355 $420 I-131 Application for Travel Document $305 $360 I-140 Immigrant Petition for Alien Worker $475 $580 I-191 Application for Advance Permission to Return to Unrelinquished Domicile $545 $585 I-192 Application for Advance Permission to Enter as Nonimmigrant $545 $585 I-193 Application for Waiver of Passport and/or Visa $545 $585 I-212 Application for Permission to Reapply for Admission into the U.S. after Deportation or Removal $545 $585 I-290B Notice of Appeal or Motion $585 $630 I-360 Petition for Amerasian, Widow(er), or Special Immigrant $375 $405 I-485 Application to Register Permanent Residence or Adjust Status $930 $985 I-526 Immigrant Petition by Alien Entrepreneur $1,435 $1,500 I-539 Application to Extend/Change Nonimmigrant Status $300 $290 I-600/600A

    I-800/800A Petition to Classify Orphan as an Immediate Relative/Application for Advance Processing of Orphan Petition $670 $720 I-601 Application for Waiver of Ground of Excludability $545 $585 I-612 Application for Waiver of the Foreign Residence Requirement $545 $585 I-687 Application for Status as a Temporary Resident under Sections 245A or 210 of the Immigration and Nationality Act $710 $1,130 I-690 Application for Waiver of Grounds of Inadmissibility $185 $200 I-694 Notice of Appeal of Decision under Sections 245A or 210 of the Immigration and Nationality Act $545 $755 I-698 Application to Adjust Status from Temporary to Permanent Resident (Under Section 245A of Public Law 99-603) $1,370 $1,020 I-751 Petition to Remove the Conditions of Residence $465 $505 I-765 Application for Employment Authorization $340 $380 I-817 Application for Family Unity Benefits $440 $435 I-824 Application for Action on an Approved Application or Petition $340 $405 I-829 Petition by Entrepreneur to Remove Conditions $2,850 $3,750 I-881 Application for Suspension of Deportation or Special Rule Cancellation of Removal (Pursuant to Section 203 of Public Law 105�110) $285 $285 I-907 Request for Premium Processing Service $1,000 $1,225 Civil Surgeon Designation $0 $615 I-924 Application for Regional Center under the Immigrant Investor Pilot Program $0 $6,230 N-300 Application to File Declaration of Intention $235 $250 N-336 Request for Hearing on a Decision in Naturalization Proceedings $605 $650 N-400 Application for Naturalization $595 $595 N-470 Application to Preserve Residence for Naturalization Purposes $305 $330 N-565 Application for Replacement Naturalization/Citizenship Document $380 $345 N-600/600K Application for Certification of Citizenship/ Application for Citizenship and Issuance of Certificate under Section 322 $460 $600 Immigrant $0 $165 Biometrics Capturing, Processing, and Storing Biometric Information $80 $85






    Last updated:09/23/2010




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  • leoindiano
    08-04 09:37 PM
    I-140 receipt will not have A#. Only approval notice will have it. In the beneficiary column along with name of the person.





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  • GotGC??
    01-02 03:30 PM
    Good for you, and glad to know. I have made my past visa appointments on this premise, so do not know how strictly they enforce it.

    But if you visit the US Consulate Vancouver site it is mentioned somewhere - in fact there are many discussions on this topic on other forums.

    >>>You can travel on your current stamped H4. In fact, I'm not sure if you can even get the new H4 stamped now because they say that you can get the new approval stamped only 10 days prior to the expiry of the current one. In other words, you could get the new approval stamped after 6/10/2007 but I do not know how strictly they enfore that.


    I got stamped in July-06 while my existing stamp was valid up to 12/31/06..



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  • neverbefore
    06-30 02:05 AM
    I have used AC21 replied to all the RFEs about it. Laast year my attorney delayed renewal of my EAD and immediately 485 petition started moving and landed in National benefits Center for scheduling an interview.
    In 60 days after receiving the case the NBC has scheduled this initial interview, only for me.
    Additionally what is worrying me is that they are vague on what documents they want.
    They say if this is marriage based GC your spouse should attend. Or of parent-child based GC the petitioning parents or child should attend.
    They have specifially mentioned medicals if not already submitted, birth certificate, returns, employers letter, EADs, travel documents, I-94 and then they say all supporting documents submitted with the application. What do they mean? Is this because they don't know what they are looking for? on top of this the words "initial interview" have confused me.

    Buddy, it does seem you are being pre-adjudicated, as the other guys are saying. We had an interview last December for exactly this purpose and the reason was two consecutive failures of clear biometrics on our part. It was for the better though because now our case is just waiting for a visa number unless something changes rather drastically. However, we did not encounter the term "initial interview".

    Do indeed take all your documents. I am pasting here the list of docs our attorney asked us to take. These are rough notes I took over the phone so you might find some incoherence. Some of these docs were significant to our case and may not be applicable for you. I would always prefer to go for an overkill in immigration matters, so if anything seems remotely significant, take it along. If you like, you may want to read the account (http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/all-other-green-card-issues/21138-my-aos-interview-experience-5.html#post304806) I posted here at IV immediately after our interview. I remember a lot of people advising me to take my attorney along. I didn't because they were asking for a lot of money. You might want to take a call on that.

    And just chillax! You have done everything right, so why should anything adverse happen.

    What will happen: Oath->Demand for driver's license->Demand for passport
    Medical does not expire once filed
    Officer will review the file along with us
    We need to post a sticky note on file saying we are a family of 3 so we are seen together

    Docs:
    Appointment notice demands
    Paystubs
    Employment verification letter from employers
    Mortgage papers
    Education transcripts and degree
    Tax returns
    Marriage certificate
    Birth certificates

    Will be asked to get a police clearance certificate after the interview, so take it beforehand from the cities you have lived in previously

    They might give us an I-792, send a copy to attorney. Always get the officer's name!
    A copy of July 2007 visa bulletin
    Arrival/departure record to/from US
    Pictures (passport) and marriage and family
    Driver's licenses
    H4 and H1B Notices of Action





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  • chanduv23
    12-15 11:40 AM
    My company is surplussing me among other employees to be laid off around Apr 2009.
    My case is as follows:
    Case EB3 India
    PD Mar 2004
    Labor and I-140 approved
    I-485 filed during Jun-Jul 2007 rush, FP done, waiting for PD to become current

    Right now I am working on H1-B extension, and to make things complicated, I got married in Jul 2008 and brought spouse on H4.

    I am not sure which avenue is the best for me, I would appreciate your input.
    Thanks,

    As you did not apply for 485 for your wife, she has to be on h4. You have enough time to get a job and file for h1b transfer and use ac21. Start looking for jobs and make your move once you get the job.



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    12-08 08:23 AM
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  • lazycis
    09-27 02:28 PM
    Are you 100% sure about this.

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  • Jaime
    09-11 05:21 PM
    You've worked hard for what you have! VERY HARD!!!! Remember the grueling exams and study back home to be the best and get to the U.S. Remember your sufferin, hard study and hard work once in the U.S. to be the best and contribute to this country!

    Don't let the Reverse Brain Drain suck you in!!!!





    hydboy77
    04-27 09:59 PM
    a lot of people who applied during July 2007 are getting RFE on 485, I guess this because of pre processing but 99% of these people who are getting RFE are from NSC. I same only one or two people from TSC who got RFE. From this seems like NSC is pre processing but TSC is not.





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